It Finally Happened
Making sense of who's on first
Finally understanding Abbott and Costello
QuotaBillsBaseball Dugout: A whine cellar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own
A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey
Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams
Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun
The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost
Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel