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It's About Time

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

Killing Time: Suicide on the installment plan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Statistics: the mathematical theory of ignorance. - Morris Kline

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

If the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results. - Bill Rodgers

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga


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