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It's About Time

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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