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It's About Time

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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