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It's About Time

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

There is a time for departure - even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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