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It's Movie Time

How can you tell that the grandchild wants to go see a movie?

It's Movie Time thanks to Elijah Defries

Making use of all those used 3D movie glasses

It's Movie Time thanks to Elijah Defries

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I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

No one has rosier glasses in hindsight than a successful person. - Trevor Hartl

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon


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