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It's Movie Time

How can you tell that the grandchild wants to go see a movie?

It's Movie Time thanks to Elijah Defries

Making use of all those used 3D movie glasses

It's Movie Time thanks to Elijah Defries

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie. - Russell Peters

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

No one has rosier glasses in hindsight than a successful person. - Trevor Hartl

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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