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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Class Action: A stylish deed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. - Steven Wright

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. - Alan P Herbert

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Example moves the world more than doctrine. The great exemplars are the poets of action. - Henry Miller

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Bad dinners go hand in hand with total depravity, while a well-fed man is already half saved. - Helen Woodward

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H L Mencken

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would've moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help. - Richard D Wolff

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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