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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

Ask any decent person what he thinks matters most in human conduct: five to one his answer will be "kindness." - Kenneth Clark

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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