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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Talking is easy, action difficult. - Spanish Proverb

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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