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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

I feared my own kind more than anything the natural world could ever threaten me with. - Robin Hobb

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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