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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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I'll be back. - The Terminator

Kindness begets kindness. - Greek Proverb

Never confuse movement with action. - Ernest Hemingway

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

Compassion for others begins with kindness to ourselves. - Unknown

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Kindness is the golden chain by which society is bound together. - Johann von Goethe

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

I'm kind of known for something that's not so great to be known for. - Monica Lewinsky

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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