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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Action speaks louder than words. - Unknown

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - Unknown

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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