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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

In a world where you can be anything, be kind. - Unknown

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Giving back to society and community enriches our lives, making it a double blessing. - Kellie Sullivan

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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