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Joburg Police thanks to Jim Serritella

The butt of all police joe-ks in Johannesburg, South Africa

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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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