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Joburg Police

Taking a load off his mind may put a load into his mind

Joburg Police thanks to Jim Serritella

The butt of all police joe-ks in Johannesburg, South Africa

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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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