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Joburg Police

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Joburg Police thanks to Jim Serritella

The butt of all police joe-ks in Johannesburg, South Africa

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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