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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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