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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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