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John The Baptist Souvenirs

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What would John The Baptist think of today's marketplace?
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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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