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Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury


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