John The Baptist Souvenirs

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho