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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16


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