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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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