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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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