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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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