QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth
No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. - Niels Bohr
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking. - Dorothy L. Sayers
There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb
All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. - William James
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman
Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia