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Pondering life's early lessons

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The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting. - Robert Frost

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - William Shakespeare

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Focus on making yourself better, not on thinking that you are better. - Bohdi Sanders

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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