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Pondering life's early lessons

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration. - Archie Bunker

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. - Alice Walker

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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African Lunch

Structural Books

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No Drip

Gun Leash

Whole Human

Antler Field

Moon Football

Bike Rack

Straight From The Cow

Surf-In Lunch Snack

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Da Hood Shirt

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Lego Anatomy

His First Hot Rod