Just Thinking

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming. - Johnny Bench

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Thinking like we (always) have is what got us where we are. It is not going to get us where we are going. - Albert Einstein

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan