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Pondering life's early lessons

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A good listener is usually thinking about something else. - Kin Hubbard

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. - Niels Bohr

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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