Kenwood Chef
This chef does everything but cook
Men that don't last long in the kitchen or house
QuotaBillsMarriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying
A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde
My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx
A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield