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Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

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