Kids Meal

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

One can say everything best over a meal. - George Eliot

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com