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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible
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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

The darkest hours are just before dawn. - English Proverb

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

If you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in or open to your feedback. - Brene Brown

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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