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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. - Thomas Dewar

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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