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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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