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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

It isn't the hours you put in, but what you put IN the hours. - Unknown

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

There exist limitless opportunities in every industry. Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier. - Charles F Kettering

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Nobody wants to show you the hours and hours of becoming. They'd rather show you the highlight of what they've become. - Angela Duckworth

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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