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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible
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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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