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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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My brain has too many tabs open. - Unknown

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door. - Michael Ondaatje

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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