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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible
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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

My brain has too many tabs open. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. - Thomas Dewar

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

The thing I really care about is the mission, making the world open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Trusting your individual uniqueness challenges you to lay yourself open. - James Broughton

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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