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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible
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An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! - Dr. Seuss

I'm trying to make the world a more open place. - Mark Zuckerberg

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg


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