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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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