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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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