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I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown


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