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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid


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