Lard Family

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton