Lard Family

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale