Lard Family

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath