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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées
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Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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