Lard Family

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey