Lard Family

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso