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Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

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Baking with Lard Recipes - a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées

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X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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