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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées
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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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