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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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