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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith


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