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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

Maturity is accepting the consequences of your actions. - Unknown

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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