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Law of Emotion

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

All human actions are equivalent, and all are on principle doomed to failure. - Carl Sandburg

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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