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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

The most decisive actions of lie are most often unconsidered actions. - Andre Gide

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


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