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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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