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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rules of Relationships defined in 1687

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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