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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rules of Relationships defined in 1687

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

All human actions are equivalent, and all are on principle doomed to failure. - Carl Sandburg

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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