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Law of Emotion

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Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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