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Leading By Example

Demonstrating the difference between management and leadership

Leading By Example thanks to Mike King

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You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt


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