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Leading By Example

Demonstrating the difference between management and leadership

Leading By Example thanks to Mike King

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

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You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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