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Leading By Example

Demonstrating the difference between management and leadership

Leading By Example thanks to Mike King

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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