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Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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