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Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

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Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

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Every disease is a physician. - Irish Proverb

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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