QuotaBillsChili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown