QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown