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Left Handed Cup

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Left Handed Cup thanks to Howard Chapman

Left-handed mornings go better with a personalized cup of coffee

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When nothing goes right... go left. - Unknown

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Never measure your generosity by what you give, but rather by what you have left. - Fulton J Sheen

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Concentrate on how far you have come, rather than how far you have left to go. The difference in how easy it seems will amaze you. - Heidi Johnson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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