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Left Handed Cup thanks to Howard Chapman

Left-handed mornings go better with a personalized cup of coffee

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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

When nothing goes right... go left. - Unknown

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

Hopefully there's one good scandal left in me yet. - Diana Rigg

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Red Buttons

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried. - G K Chesterton

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. - Steven Wright

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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