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Left Handed Cup

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Left Handed Cup thanks to Howard Chapman

Left-handed mornings go better with a personalized cup of coffee

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

When nothing goes right... go left. - Unknown

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Red Buttons

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. - Cher

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them. - Unknown

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried. - G K Chesterton

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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