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Left Handed Cup

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Left Handed Cup thanks to Howard Chapman

Left-handed mornings go better with a personalized cup of coffee

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Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When nothing goes right... go left. - Unknown

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hopefully there's one good scandal left in me yet. - Diana Rigg

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression. - Johnny Ramone

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them. - Unknown

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried. - G K Chesterton

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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