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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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