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Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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