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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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