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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier


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