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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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