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Lego Key Holder

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Lego Key Holder thanks to Keith Blake

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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey


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