Lego Wall Repair

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster