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Less Is More

Is everything becoming less, or are our hopes end-less?

Less Is More thanks to Alana Turner

Welcome to the 21st Century

Did you hear about the guy who went to a shopping store and saw a sign that read, '$8 or Less'?
So he changed his name to Les.
Are you speech-Les?
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The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. - Victor Hugo

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. - Henry Ford

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Those that know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories. - Polybius

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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