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Less Is More

Is everything becoming less, or are our hopes end-less?

Less Is More thanks to Alana Turner

Welcome to the 21st Century

Did you hear about the guy who went to a shopping store and saw a sign that read, '$8 or Less'?
So he changed his name to Les.
Are you speech-Les?
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Eat more hole foods. - Unknown

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people. - Mitch Hedberg

What a teacher is, is more important than what he teaches. - Karl Menninger

If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances. - Kin Hubbard

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

When you focus on the goodness in your life, you create more of it. - Oprah Winfrey

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards. - Arthur Koestler

Egotist: a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

We are all selfish and I no more trust myself than others with a good motive. - Lord Byron

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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