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Less Is More

Is everything becoming less, or are our hopes end-less?

Less Is More thanks to Alana Turner

Welcome to the 21st Century

Did you hear about the guy who went to a shopping store and saw a sign that read, '$8 or Less'?
So he changed his name to Les.
Are you speech-Les?
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Silence is more eloquent than words. - Thomas Carlyle

Towel: Gets wetter the more it dries - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

The wrong way always seems the more reasonable. - George Moore

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. - Henry Ford

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done, you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. - Lil Wayne

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Drunkard: 1. A man who knows his capacity but gets drunk before he reaches it; 2. Human prune - the more he is soaked, the more he swells. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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