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Less Is More

Is everything becoming less, or are our hopes end-less?

Less Is More thanks to Alana Turner

Welcome to the 21st Century

Did you hear about the guy who went to a shopping store and saw a sign that read, '$8 or Less'?
So he changed his name to Les.
Are you speech-Les?
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Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. - Kin Hubbard

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed. - Unknown

If there were more like her, the stock of halos would give out. - Arthur W Pinero

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more you understand silence, that's where the balance comes. - Rick Rubin

Saying no to something is actually much more powerful than saying yes. - Tom Hanks

The less a person accomplishes in a day, the more he talks during meals. - Unknown

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow. - Toni Morrison

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

Liberalism is resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. - John Kenneth Galbraith

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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