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Library Loft

Reaching up for a good book to read

Library Loft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Inspiration from above

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

The person who won't read has no advantage over the person who can't. - Clifford Warren

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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