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Library Loft

Reaching up for a good book to read

Library Loft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Inspiration from above

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

We read to know we're not alone. - William Nicholson

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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