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Library Loft

Reaching up for a good book to read

Library Loft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Inspiration from above

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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