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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey
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Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Be the heroine of your life, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans. - Allen Saunders

Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone. - Reba McEntire

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob


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