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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey
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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

You're beautiful, like a May fly. - Ernest Hemingway

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life. - E M Forster

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be, have or do. - Brian Tracy

Don't put your life on hold so that you can dwell on the unfairness of past hurts. - Nick Vujicic

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

There is not one big cosmic meaning for all. There is only the meaning we each give to our life. - Anais Nin

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

If there is no other life, then this one has been enough to make it worth being born myself a human being. - Pearl S Buck

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. - Diane Ackerman

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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