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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey
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Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

Be the heroine of your life, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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