Life's Choices

Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Making no choice when we have to choose is itself a choice. - Amish Saying

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

We choose what attitudes we have right now. And it's a continuing choice. - John C. Maxwell

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill