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Life's Choices

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Life's Choices thanks to Barry McCartney

It's your choice - life or fun

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Drama is real life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life. - Russell Peters

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

We have every right to make choices, but no right to choose the consequences. - Anne G. Lotz

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. - Casablanca

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill


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