QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Making no choice when we have to choose is itself a choice. - Amish Saying
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins
We choose what attitudes we have right now. And it's a continuing choice. - John C. Maxwell
Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss
My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper
When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas
We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill