Lifting a Cruise Ship

Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins