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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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