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Lifting Heavy Objects

Improper lifting technique to encourage back problems

Lifting Heavy Objects thanks to Keith Blake

The safest way to lift heavy items

Practicing 'Slap Ass Motivation' at work
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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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