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Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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