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Lifting Heavy Objects

Improper lifting technique to encourage back problems

Lifting Heavy Objects thanks to Keith Blake

The safest way to lift heavy items

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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