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Lifting Heavy Objects

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Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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