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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

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If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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