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Light Bulb thanks to Keith Blake

Lighting the world with yesterday's bulbs

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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