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Light Scared

Changing perspective on the rising cost of electricity

Light Scared thanks to Roy Taylor

The way you use electricity at home offers opportunities for wise energy use

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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