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Light Scared

Changing perspective on the rising cost of electricity

Light Scared thanks to Roy Taylor

The way you use electricity at home offers opportunities for wise energy use

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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