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Light Scared

Changing perspective on the rising cost of electricity

Light Scared thanks to Roy Taylor

The way you use electricity at home offers opportunities for wise energy use

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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