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Diffraction, Refraction, and Reflection

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Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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