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Diffraction, Refraction, and Reflection

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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