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Diffraction, Refraction, and Reflection

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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