Lightbulb Apprentice

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown