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Limited Capacity Bridge

Weight restrictions by nationality

Limited Capacity Bridge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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