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Limited Capacity Bridge

Weight restrictions by nationality

Limited Capacity Bridge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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