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Limited Capacity Bridge

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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