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Limited Capacity Bridge

Weight restrictions by nationality

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Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Limit your 'Always' and your 'Nevers.' - Amy Poehler

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning. - Mahatma Gandhi

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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