Limited Capacity Bridge

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James