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Limited Capacity Bridge

Weight restrictions by nationality

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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Limit your 'Always' and your 'Nevers.' - Amy Poehler

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The capacity for tears is the last demonstration of greatness. - G Campbell Morgan

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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