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Weight restrictions by nationality

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Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Sharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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