LippoPotumus

Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

Adorable: What you ring when you go visiting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. - To Have and Have Not

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah