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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

Live well. It is the greatest revenge. - The Talmud

Wouldn't have to live in miscomfort. - Archie Bunker

Better immersion than to live untouched. - Tillie Olsen

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You live out the confusions until they become clear. - Anais Nin

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me? - Unknown

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis. - Margaret Bonnano

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison

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