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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

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You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

We think in generalities, but we live in detail. - Alfred North Whitehead

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He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

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A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

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We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

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The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

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I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. - Mae Jemison

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

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