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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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Live long and prosper. - Leonard Nimoy

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

I'm here to live out loud. - Emile Zola

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

You'll live. Only the best get killed. - Charles de Gaulle

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a question and how we live it is our answer. - Gary Keller

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Don't brood. Get on with living and loving. You don't have forever. - Leo Buscaglia

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

Everyone has the potential to live a fulfilling life. The difference lies in how we look at things. - Vishal Pandey

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

The older I get, the more I understand that it's okay to live a life others don't understand. - Unknown

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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