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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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Live well. It is the greatest revenge. - The Talmud

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

I'd rather live with a good question than a bad answer. - Aryeh Frimer

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

The hardest thing about earning a title is the ability to live up to it. - W.A. Welker

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life. - Arthur Ashe

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

We all live in suspense, from day to day, from hour to hour; in other words, we are the hero of our own story. - Mary McCarthy

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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