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Long Lost Book

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Long Lost Book thanks to Justin Bledsoe

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Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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