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Look At It This Way

Music from a different viewpoint

Look At It This Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making note of a child's perspective

What's your definition of childhood innocence?

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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