QuotaBillsHumor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias
Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin
It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown
Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell