QuotaBillsHumor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown
When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis
If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen
It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson
Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown
Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe