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Lottle Friend

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A lot of being an adult is just resetting the Wi-Fi. - Jen Statsky

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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