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Lottle Friend

For friends who like each other a lot

Lottle Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

A whole lottle lovin' going on

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

May love be what you remember most. - Darcie Sims

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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