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Lottle Friend

For friends who like each other a lot

Lottle Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

A whole lottle lovin' going on

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

All you need is love. - John Lennon

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. - Don Herold

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown


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