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Lottle Friend

For friends who like each other a lot

Lottle Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

A whole lottle lovin' going on

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot. - Alexander Pope

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. - Lily Tomlin

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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