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Low Flying Aircraft

Signs of Touch-and-Go flight training

Low Flying Aircraft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cahallenge accepted: Target practice on the Canadian prairies

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There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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