Lowe's Holes
Home improvement ideas start in the parking lot
No problem, I can see through the holes
QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People don't buy drills, they buy holes. - Zig Ziglar
Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey
Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett
Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com