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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

The man is either mad, or he is making verses. - Horace

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. - Lord Byron

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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