Madeleine Korbelová Albright (born May 15, 1937 in Prague). The first woman to become the United States Secretary of State. Nominated by U.S. President Bill Clinton on December 5, 1996
QuotaBillsDiplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov