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I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard


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