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Making Music Together

Compatible musicians make harmonic compositions

Making Music Together thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Joining eighth notes into inspiring music

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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