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Mandela Perspective

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Choosing the right view-point in Africa

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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