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Mandela Perspective

Viewing the twists and turns of Nelson Mandela's life

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Choosing the right view-point in Africa

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

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Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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