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Manitoba Spring Day

Camouflage farmer waits out winter storm

Manitoba Spring Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Henry uses his Ski-Doo to track down lost cattle

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald


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