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Manitoba Spring Day

Camouflage farmer waits out winter storm

Manitoba Spring Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Henry uses his Ski-Doo to track down lost cattle

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet


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