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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Dr. Who

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

There's more to boxing than hitting. There's not getting hit, for instance. - George Foreman

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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