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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

There's more to boxing than hitting. There's not getting hit, for instance. - George Foreman

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


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