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I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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