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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Dr. Who

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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