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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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