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Marine Secrets

8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy

Marine Secrets thanks to Keith Blake

Things you must know

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly


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