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Marine Secrets

8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy

Marine Secrets thanks to Keith Blake

Things you must know

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

If you want to keep a secret, don't whisper in your wife's ear. - Amish Saying

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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