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Marine Secrets

8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy

Marine Secrets thanks to Keith Blake

Things you must know

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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