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Marine Secrets

8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy

Marine Secrets thanks to Keith Blake

Things you must know

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Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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