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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!
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No news is good news. - Ludovic Halevy

Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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