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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success. - Drake

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


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