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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden


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