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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!
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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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