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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!
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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

It's not failure. It's unfinished success. - Unknown

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success. - Drake

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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