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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!
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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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